Each quarter Ben has a report to do for Language Arts. The first quarter he did a book report on the Andromeda Strain. The requirements for this report were like none I have ever seen but he came through on the recipe he wrote for the book.
The Andromeda Strain Pizza
1. Preheat oven to Piedmont Arizona.
2. Defrost one bag of Dr. Jeremy Stone.
3. Stir together 3 cups of Dr. Charles Burton.
4. Let the dough rise and sprinkle 1 teaspoon of Dr. Peter Leavitt, Dr. Mark Hall, and Dr. Christian Kirk.
5. Add 4 ounces of death.
6. Stir in 1 cup of sickness affecting the people of Piedmont.
7. Finally, add in a cup of suicide from all the pain that the sickness is causing.
8. Line the pizza with NASA, who is searching for the cause of the sickness from their satellite.
9. Bake in oven for 50 minutes.
10. Add in 2 survivors of the sickness, old man Peter Jackson and infant Jamie Ritter.
11. Remove the pizza from the oven.
12. Chop some tests to run on the survivors.
13. Find out why they survived.
14. Allow the pizza to cool for 10 minutes and it will be ready to eat.
